- I hate gift cards, unless they have a promo where you get 10% more for buying them, just give cash.
- Giving him a gift card to the sporting good store is me supporting his murderous ways, at least cash I can try to pretend I'm not funding his turkey terrorism directly.
- Being "smug" will only bring on more headaches during the holidays, and I do have a sense of humor regardless of how much I want to be smug in this case.
My solution? Cash... and a little joke packaging...
|3 $20's folded like turkeys packed in a turkey oven bag box.|
I gave the turkeys X's for eyes...